#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------# Alright Guy By Todd Snider C F C F C (x2) C F C F C You know just the other morning I was hanging around in my house C F C F C I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked I was checkin' it out G F Just then a friend of mine came through the door G F Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before G F She said she didn't ever wanna see me anymore C G And I still don't know why Chorus C F I think I'm an alright guy C F I think I'm an alright guy G I just wanna live unitll I gotta die F I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try C F I think I'm an alright guy C F C I think I'm alright Now maybe I'm dirty and maybee I smoke a little dope But it ain't like I'm going on T.V. and tearing up pictures of the Pope I know I get wild I know I get drunk But it ain't like I gotta lot of bodies in my trunk My old man used to call me a no good punk And I still don't why Chorus You know just the other night these cops pulled me over outside a bar They turned on their lights and said hey kid get out of the car I was only joking when I called 'em a couple of dicks But still they made me do the stupid human tricks And now I'm stuck in this cell with a bunch of dumb hicks And I still don't why Chorus (x2)